shelvefish:

If I call you a nerd or a loser it probably means I like you alot 

(Source: charitzard, via wehavemadchemistry)

"What are your talents?"

Me: 

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(Source: weavemunchers, via epic-humor)

miscaitlin:

im dropping out of school to focus on not hating myself

(via diary-of-a-dear)

snapchatting:

shaxaphone:

snapchatting:

be extra nice to people who don’t know what fisting is

wait whats fisting

you look beautiful today

(via livelaughqueer)

the-sun-in-your-eyes:

Dan Smith being a cutie in New York. (x)

(via foreverbastille)

karlimeaghan:

floristgump:

benvoliomontagoo:

today at breakfast break i was just casually eating a packet of finding nemo fruit snacks and everything is normal im talking to shiny eating candy sea creatures buT THEN THEN UNEXPECTEDLY I PULL OUT A FRICKING MIKE WAZOWSKI FROM THIS PACKAGE OF AQUATIC ANIMALS HE IS MONSTER WHY WAS HE HERE THIS IS NOT MONSTERS INC MIKE THIS IS THE OCEAN

Wrong door

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(via epic-humor)

"People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water."

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

(Source: cachaemic, via easterberry)

"After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week."

(via sensxal-bliss)

(via epic-humor)