bunblaster:

psyducker:

*marries u but only as a friend*

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(via scatman3000)

gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

(via thedailylaughs)

huntersnetv2:

GET THIS OUT OF MY LIFE

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via until-satisfied)

unclefather:

fuck is almond milk? almonds ain’t even got titties

(via tatiananikolaevna)

urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected

urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected

(via epic-humor)

"As a writer, you should not judge, you should understand."

Ernest Hemingway (via st0ner-chvrm)

(Source: night-write, via diary-of-a-dear)